My husband patted his stomach and said "I need to exercise more."
I patted my stomach and said "I also need to exercise more."
"That's not fat. That's a baby."
I grabbed a love handle and said "This is not a baby."
"No, that's food storage for the baby. You're just practicing what you preach."
That man never ceases to make me laugh.
Happy Mother's Day and have a great weekend.